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		<title>September Garden Humor</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 30 Sep 2012 10:00:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sheryl</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I know, I&#8217;ve been MIA lately. I have a few excuses, but none that can validate me completely losing touch for so long. I haven&#8217;t even been to the garden since my last post (THAT is the really bad part!). Here are TWO jokes to try to rectify the situation: Q.  Why did the Golden [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I know, I&#8217;ve been MIA lately. I have a few excuses, but none that can validate me completely losing touch for so long. I haven&#8217;t even been to the garden since my last post (THAT is the really bad part!). Here are TWO jokes to try to rectify the situation:</p>
<p><em><strong>Q.  Why did the Golden Delicious go to jail?</strong></em></p>
<p><em>A.  He was a rotten apple.</em></p>
<p><em><strong>Q: What do you get when you mix a relative and a fruit?</strong></em></p>
<p><em>A: A Granny Smith</em></p>
<p>Ok, I think these are a little weak, but they are both about apples, and you pick apples in the fall, and it&#8217;s fall now. So there.</p>
<p>Happy Fall! Happy October! I know gardening season is just about wrapping up, but I love this weather and it makes me happy.  That is all for today.</p>
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